I've heard the first step to solving your problem is to admit you have one in the first place.
Mine became clear the other morning, as I went to eat a bowl of cereal and and realized I didn't have a spoon to use. Well, let me clarify: I didn't have a clean spoon to use. Every single spoon, fork and...
I have vowed never to become a sightseeing "Chreaster" attending religious services twice per year in celebration of the birth and resurrection of Jesus. That is until now.
The reason: Drive-In Church Services.
Huh? As I was passing by the entrance to I-4 at Ivanhoe I saw a sign for...
What I wouldn't give for a munchkin with a clipboard to follow me around, taking copious notes and doing my bidding. Instead, I have a six-year-old monkey that follows me around chattering incessantly and eating like an NFL linebacker.
Dreams. I dream of the day when I can finally go to the...
One of three things is happening: My mood swings are getting worse the closer I get to menopause; I am developing a form of psychosis; or I am becoming increasingly neurotic.
I am not sure which.
Of late, I have become alarmingly aware of disturbing personality changes roughly every 28 days, give...
In an age of instant gratification, our generation grew up microwaving Ramen noodles. We went from three channels on TV to more than 300 and these days, there is an app for just about everything.
We have become a group of spoiled Veruca Salts demanding a bigger, better, faster...
…And for God's sake quit poking me.
As far as social networking platforms go, Facebook is pretty user-friendly.
Keeping up with distant friends and relatives has never been easier. Let's face it: we all wonder what that super-cute kid we had a crush on in elementary school looks like these...
With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, the next few days will surely be fraught with preparations for Sweethearts, Pumpkins, Honey-Bunches and the like.
As self-appointed president of the CFCSA (Central Florida Cheap Student Association), I figured there’s no time like the present...
Bio:
Alter Ego: Random Girl
Attention Span: Kitten on Crack
Super Power: BS detection and repellent
Disguise: Full time Student/Mom
Favorite Tool: BS meter
My pre-rhinoplastic freshman year memories, as an unaware random girl, includes nightmares of acne-prone skin and a face-swallowing...
What a cry baby this Lauren and all students that whine about parking. Seriously? You live LESS THAN 3 MILES FROM CAMPUS and you need to DRIVE there? How I wish when I was a student at UCF living off campus we had the excellent shuttle service you all have now. Even the Alafaya Trail Blazer is a good bet! God forbid you break a sweat walking a little, or reduce your carbon footprint by not wasting an hours worth of fuel. Park on the outskirts and walk a little. It will keep you from getting lazy and fat.
If people really wanted to park and get to class then they could use the double-wide Garage A right off University. That garage, even at the busiest times of day (9-12:30) always has about 1 or 2 full levels open. But since most people would rather complain and force UCF to build excess garages instead of using the money for boosting actual programs at the school. God forbid someone actually has to WALK across campus to class. It's not like UCF's campus is the same as UM or USF, where walking would indicate one possessed the mind of an inmate at a looney bin. Our campus is designed to make everywhere only a 15 minute walk.
You will need a new president before you get this change.
posted by: Anonymous
University of Central Florida students use Credit Cards on Spring Break trips to have fun after finals. When taking final exams,
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UCF Knight fans utilize a satellite tv provider when watching UCF football games that are not televised on local cable or on network TV.
